Here is an amazing list of funny football quotes to help you enjoy the upcoming season. Whether you're a football fan, player or coach...these humorous football quotes will help you see the lighter side of the game. Enjoy these football quotes and have a great season! 20 Humorous Football Quotes Funny Football Quote #1 I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something. Dick Butkus Funny Football Quote #2 Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental. Doug Plank Funny Football Quote #3 I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first. George Rogers Funny Football Quote #4 Football is easy if you're crazy as hell. Bo Jackson Funny Football Quote #5 Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. Joe Theismann Funny Football Quote #6 Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivor s. Frank Gifford Funny Football Quote #7 If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. Erma Bombeck Funny Football Quote #8 When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team. George Raveling Funny Football Quote #9 If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother. Bo Jackson Funny Football Quote #10 Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent. Dave Barry Funny Football Quote #11 Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. Heywood Hale Braun Funny Football Quote #12 Sure, luck means a l ot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. Don Shula Funny Football Quote #13 Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. Duffy Daugherty Funny Football Quote #14 I'd catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL. Steve Henderson Funny Football Quote #15 Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? Jim Bouton Funny Football Quote #16 You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell Funny Football Quote #17 I've found that prayers work best when you have big players. Knute Rockne Funny Football Quote #18 American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. Sue Lawley Funny Football Quote #19 I've been big ever since I was little. William "The Refrigerator" Perry Funny Football Quote #20 We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're just not a very good football team right now. Bruce Coslet
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